Friends and family keep telling me I’m not funny. I think my latest volley of Tweets disproves that once and for all.

brizoni Weird spike of math nerd snobbery at XKCD today. The “B” is all the differentiating context “billion” needs from “million,” homey.
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brizoni Ooh, 69 updates. Nastay.
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brizoni But now it’s 70.
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brizoni 71.
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brizoni 72.. 3!
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SPD FTW

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This entrance was typed in Babelfish. Translated the Portuguese, then in return to the English. How much meant it will survive to the trip? Not very.

I knew Babelfish would twist “sub” into “secondary”! I knew it!

I’m starting new blogs on Blogger and WordPress. They’ll be mirrors of the livejournal until I think of something else to do with them.

Then why start them at all, you ask? I wanted to have accounts to comment on blog systems other than Blogger (would have signed up with TypePad, but it costs money! Can you believe it? Paying for a service?). True, I could have just gotten accounts and not blogged, but that feels too much like squatting.

Hello world! (jazz hands)

This is the first post, auto-published by Word Press. Evidently, they’re 5 hours ahead of Pacific Standard Time. Evidently, London is only 5 hours ahead. Daylight Savings Time? Even so, didn’t realize they were so close.

Thinking out loud isn’t writing.